Ron Paul

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Ron Paul is an old cunt from Texas. Paul is among the most radical candidates to the presidency of the United States the country has seen in years (many say since the Great Salt Lake ran as a Republican in 1937). Seeming to support/oppose certain issues at the same time (like personally feeling about one thing, but wanting to leave it up to states/Congress to choose, despite his promises to nag them into voting the way he would like). Paul enjoys net neutrality (depending on the day), fishing, and long walks by the seashore. He can be yours for $19.95 a year, and all you have to do is add an egg!