Moderator

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Moderator once threw a goat across a football field, and made it dissappear in midair because it began to say the n-word. At one time the Moderator was the Bull Boarder PSmama

Moderator walks among the bullboarders with an everyday account. Psychics have been hired to declare his or her true identity, but they frequently become sidetracked by visions of a midget amputee.